Woodland Mushroom Stump

What's the condition called when you just want to transform into a woodland nymph and rest upon a mossy log, under the shade of a mushroom umbrella, smelling sweet wildflowers and sipping morning dewdrop cocktails out of an acorn cap? Because I'm definitely afflicted with said condition. But seriously question: are nerds ropes also available in faerie size? Because then I would be 1000% sold on this forest lifestyle. I have my needs.